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Length: 1:09:58
Closing Song - Skrillex and Owl City in Wreck it Ralph
Content Covered: Wreck-it-Ralph
Notable Facts:
- Mitch love, Alex 7/10 Mela Not bad, no great
Funny Stories and Quotes:
Alex
- Too many videogame characters. 25 minutes in, it becomes IN YO FACE!
- (weird nerd voice) I want to put my penis inside you.
- Mela That's never happening
- Japanish.
- Chicken Little is one of the worst fucking movies.
- (Old mob voice) My snatch is dusty.
- It somehow became a CandyLand Movie.
- Let's not forget Clyde is the most important.
- It was Kate. It was a tranny. Disney is going to make a gay princess with cancer.
- Rule 34 is not love.
- Shut up and Drive made me MAD.
- A paper plane lands on a desk so that is homosexuality. This short is the worse thing that happened to America.
- Fuck people who can't goddamn enjoy things.
- Mela - I hate you. (Alex)
- Pochantas V. Trail of Tears. It never happened. What's that?
- Mitch - Lilo and Aladdin's Hawaii Adventure.
- Alex - Pochantas 3 Return to Tinkerbell, so that's our opinion on Wreck it Ralph.
- Kate what a bitch.
Mitch
- This movie was more anticipated for me than the Avengers.
- Mela - Shut up Mitch.
- Benedict Cumberbatch is ugly.
- Mela - All of tumblr will kill you.
- Hot Topic
- Alex - Created and staffed by homosexuals.
- What's taking us out?
- Mela - Owl City
- Alex - Fuck it play both at the same time.
Mela
- My little boner is rock hard.(Tom Hiddleston)
- Internet FYI I don't have much to contribute because girls aren't allowed to play videogame.
- Alex - Don't get wrong, you can bake a videogame cake, but it won't be accurate.
- Mitch - Can you say the cake is a lie? (LOWEST FORM OF VIDEOGAME PUN/MEME/JOKE READ AT OWN DISCRETION)
- Alex - .....wow.. (As Alex rolls his eyes so far from his optical nerves)
- They need a princess with cancer. Those social justice people.
- Alex - I thought it was ballsy making Wreck-it-Ralph African-American.
- So for SJW's big romantic gestures are only good for true love?
- Mitch - I wish for all SJW's to be put in a blender.
- Alex you are shitting on my parade.
- Alex - No we are shitting underneath the parade so you can go higher.
- Fuck you Skrillex. Fuck you.