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Minor Assault Wreck it Ralph

Length: 1:09:58

Hosts: Alex Mitch Mela

Closing Song - Skrillex and Owl City in Wreck it Ralph


Content Covered: Wreck-it-Ralph

Notable Facts:

  • Mitch love, Alex 7/10 Mela Not bad, no great

Funny Stories and Quotes:

Alex

  • Too many videogame characters. 25 minutes in, it becomes IN YO FACE!
  • (weird nerd voice) I want to put my penis inside you.
    • Mela That's never happening
  • Japanish.
  • Chicken Little is one of the worst fucking movies.
  • (Old mob voice) My snatch is dusty.
  • It somehow became a CandyLand Movie.
  • Let's not forget Clyde is the most important.
  • It was Kate. It was a tranny. Disney is going to make a gay princess with cancer.
  • Rule 34 is not love.
  • Shut up and Drive made me MAD.
  • A paper plane lands on a desk so that is homosexuality. This short is the worse thing that happened to America.
  • Fuck people who can't goddamn enjoy things.
    • Mela - I hate you. (Alex)
  • Pochantas V. Trail of Tears. It never happened. What's that?
    • Mitch - Lilo and Aladdin's Hawaii Adventure.
    • Alex - Pochantas 3 Return to Tinkerbell, so that's our opinion on Wreck it Ralph.
  • Kate what a bitch.

Mitch

  • This movie was more anticipated for me than the Avengers.
    • Mela - Shut up Mitch.
  • Benedict Cumberbatch is ugly.
    • Mela - All of tumblr will kill you.
  • Hot Topic
    • Alex - Created and staffed by homosexuals.
  • What's taking us out?
    • Mela - Owl City
    • Alex - Fuck it play both at the same time.

Mela

  • My little boner is rock hard.(Tom Hiddleston)
  • Internet FYI I don't have much to contribute because girls aren't allowed to play videogame.
    • Alex - Don't get wrong, you can bake a videogame cake, but it won't be accurate.
    • Mitch - Can you say the cake is a lie? (LOWEST FORM OF VIDEOGAME PUN/MEME/JOKE READ AT OWN DISCRETION)
    • Alex - .....wow.. (As Alex rolls his eyes so far from his optical nerves)
  • They need a princess with cancer. Those social justice people.
    • Alex - I thought it was ballsy making Wreck-it-Ralph African-American.
  • So for SJW's big romantic gestures are only good for true love?
    • Mitch - I wish for all SJW's to be put in a blender.
  • Alex you are shitting on my parade.
    • Alex - No we are shitting underneath the parade so you can go higher.
  • Fuck you Skrillex. Fuck you.
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