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Length: 1:57:36
Guests: Boxing Marco
Closing Song StarBomb song about Sonic and Tails
Content Covered
- E3 2013
- Bioshock Infinite Burial At Sea
Questions
- What game announced on next gen make you buy next gen console?
- Excited for some entertainment thing coming out 2014?
- Anyone getting Dustforce on Vita?
- Favorite youtube series of gaming?
- What do you think of Starbomb?
- Could you give up porn for a month?
Notable Facts
Funny Stories and Quotes
Alex
- Marco is a drawist.
- Welcome to our fuckfest.
- What the fuck is a videogame Marco?
- Marco "It's the next level videogame."
- My meal was McDonalds, the day before Buffalo Wild Wings, the day before McD's and Buffalo Wild Wings. The day before McDonalds, and the day before dust.
- Marco was it out there in LA besides burgers and tacos?
- Better yet, when was the last time you shit?
- When you get attractive to someone?
- Kate "Kill him."
- This relationship was a lot of fun until I needed to change your diaper.
- You spent too much time at Farmer PAX.
- How do you fuck a girl with overalls?
- Kate She didn't have them on at the time."
- Alex "LIAR"
- Fuck Matt, he is never coming back.
- 10 out of 10 City.
- Don't laugh at my jokes Mitch. I'll kick you off.
- Walrus Kindly.
- Oh Irrational what will you do next? (Ceased to exist but didn't know at this time)
- That's immersion?
- Kate "That's immersion in lava."
- Mitch did you and you your girlfriend get hard seeing sheep vagina and fucked like fish out of water?
- Dad collected Pokemon cards to give him callback
- Aren't you technically listening to the podcast?
- Marco "Yes best seats in the house. (CONTINUITY IN A HOUSE?)
- BroPan He's making fun of Asians and I find it offensive. (1:19:10)
- Marco tell us about art. Picasso ripped Panic at the Disco.
- Z-Brush, first you have to dip it in Z-Paint.
- I don't need porn because I can imagine Chris Ott.
- Kate doesn't need porn she has a produce aisle.
Kate
- You sound like Breener. Could we have Breener as a guest instead?
- The ones that hate life are people I like.
- We should edit good segments from other episodes to 1 so people won't realize how bad we are.
- I devoured some Crispers some oreos and a 2 liter pepsi.
- I'm not that old, but I know I'm gonna die.
- Marco can you draw a Sonic gender swap futa?
- Marco "No."
- It's called Bioshock, not system shock.
- I liked Killzone. It said fuck a lot. We were Playstation kids.
- Tell me about Lost World, I'm a faggot.
- Alex "Sonic Jurassic Park Lost Worlds."
- They don't eat Wasabi they give it to Westeners.
- Alex (Jap voice) I said it was Green Tea
- Everytime I start with play doh it ends up like a dick.
- Mitch I'm thinking we are the smartest people here because you can't mention prentention without Peter Molyneux.
- That joke has been on Reddit for 7000 years.
- Alex have I told you I don't like you?
- Game Theory is interesting but the narrator sounds like a swarmy faggot.
- Alex "There's one problem."
- Mitch "She's a woman."
- Alex "No she's hot."
- No porn. My dick's dead.
Mitch
- Get it I'm a Jew.
- Alex "Ah ha fuck you."
- Shoutout superfan Chris Ott. iTunes gift card for my brthday.
- Alex I got an iTunes gift card as well.
- Kate "He post reliably when no one will comment."
- They set up booths. It's like a PAX East but for farmers.
- I saw a lot of sheep vaginas. They are pink and fluffy.
- Kate "That's why people fuck them."
- Hot sauce.
- Alex "Out of the sheeps vagina?"
- Konami doesn't own Tekken
- Alex "They do.:
- Mitch "Since when?"
- Alex Since I said so.
- They've been in the sky, underwater. Next place is space, wait a minute.
- System Shock 2 best ever.
- It really tickled my.
- Kate "Urethra?"
- I hate Indian people.
- Beyond Two Souls is the worst movie of they year.
- Marco "Nothing can get dumber than Indigo Prophecy.
- Jayson asked something retarded.
Marco
- I have a lot of followers on the tumblrs.
- Dr. Who is destroying Tumblr.
- Did a fan art only took me 10 minutes. Wn but never got the print. Go to Wondercon to hre booth. Got print signed.
- I had a autograph pic of Jessica Nigri she was holding a random.
- Alex "Penis."
- E3 2013 I got pulled with Nigri and Suda51
- Shatner the Hedgehog.
- Mitch Someone photoshop it.
- Alex No that's the game you fuckshit. You're a big bag of punholes. I want to see your asshole pussy infecte.
- I don't see color.
- Kate "Are you blind?"
- I am
- Alex "Giving up porn for lent?"
- No