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Length: 1:58:10
Guest: Tareq Brief bit of Curtis
Intro:
Closing Song:
Content Covered:
- Mass Effect 3 ending suck and other endings that suck too
- Why is IE bad Alex?
- Random Assault News Team how many women have you had sex with? Tony is 7?
- RA host sex count
- alex 5
- kate (6) says 7 4 women 3 men
- tony 7 all girls
- mitch 4
- matt 3
- opinion on the great divide?
- what do you have on your bed?
- one thing to break trust forever?
- favorite shape?
Other Shit and some Facts:
Funny Stories and Quotes:
Alex
- Kate is getting the surgery where she cuts the top of her head so she can put balls in it.
- Tony is 7? Bullshit.
- I found a Wii nunchuck in my butt.
- Tareq - Kate must have put it there.
- You killed podcast for Tareq is wasn't on.
- Oh I'm men-strating Mr. J it's coming out red and black. (Harley Quinn voice)
- Anyone had a wet nightmare?
- When did my life become so fucking stupid?
- I listened to the Fuck you I'll do what I want with Spiderman.
- Left work today on his laptop while walking, you can't do that when punching out, Fuck you I'll do what I want then I started dancing with the laptop on my shoulder spinning in place. I walked out of a government restricted area with it blaring full volume.
- All I do is cry.
- Kate is counting the rings on her ass.
- My favorite thing in gv buildings is listening to antiflag.
- tareq impression 1:51:40 in
Kate
- I'm Kate Reilly and I'm not supposed to be here.
- If only there was a Magic Sly deck.
- I can only count six I remember.
- I've been having some personal problems lately.
- Alex - And Big Bang Theory helped me through it.
- Not for downloadaball content?
- You must gaze into the eye of the dick.
- Hey faggot is not a Scorpion.
- If Mitch likes it, we fucked up.
- It was lesbian sex but we both had weiners.
- Alex - Doesn't count.
- You guys suck horse dick?
- Goddamn it don't bring up boney jones.
- I'll hit you with the RA Creative Director Producer dick.
- Who gave the french planes?
- Except Jayson Canning, our guest list is free.
- I stumbled my porn and I seen it all and I don't get any new stumbleupon. It made me disappoint.
- Most women get moist when they get a package.
- My baby batter forgot the ingredients to make babies.
- Lost my virginity at 15.
- What is a podcast?
- Tareq - An outdated Apple buzzword.
Matt
- Curtis I heard you were a feeg.
- Cunt-tinue
- He doesn't afraid of anything. Even little boys on Kinect.
- If google wants to know how much dickporn I look at that's fine.
- I told you about stairs bro. I warned you.
- It was the only game I wanted on Kinect and it didn't happen. I wanted to show him my dick.
- That country you won't let through the airports.
- When you look into the eye of the dick your mind stumbles into darkness.
- Are you telling me Mr. Bucket is a metaphor for waterboarding?
- The balls are already in the box, and I have to pay for it? Mr. Bucket Capcom edition
- When I fucked you in the ass you didn't say you were gay.P
- Mitch had more sex with more women than me?
- People should realize the videogame industry is bullshit.
- What do you have on your bed? (Cum)
- Rhombus sounds like a butt.
- Souja Boy tell em.
- Kate - Sit in the corner.
Mitch
- 47?
- Alex - I hate you already.
- Kate - Shut Up.
- They can lie and then sleep with some other guy.
- Matt - I will never do that to you Mitch.
Tareq
- Mr. Bucket created waterboarding.
- Can I be Jake? Magic the Gathering Magic the Gathering, Sly Sly.
- Have the banner be all in comic sans.
- If you have less than 8GB of RAM in your PC you are doing it wrong.
- You know the Eddie Murphy movie where he doesn't talk, you should watch it.
- Women with sexy bodies but with Matt's face.
Curtis
- Follow me on twitter badassmckill.