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Length: 2:04:01
Intro:
Closing Song:
Content Covered:
Other Shit and some Facts:
- Matt was not a child fapper prodigy
Caught fapping?
- Alex no
- Mitch no
Drew longest games you ever played?
- Drew Fallout 3 300+ hours
- Alex depressed for 8 months 10,181 hours = 424 days nonstop. Doesn't account for 184 non depression days
- Drew mentions Gators
- Alex Fuck em3x on band names (shitty ones)
- haven't we heard this before repeat on Guilty pleasure bands
- Drew doesn't know Al Jolson.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
Alex
- (Matt) You exhausted your penis.
- Rare was pheomenal.
- Mitch you take pride in not being funny.
- It's hard to make a call with no telephone. It is hard to be funny when you are Mitch.
- I want to fuck Drew and it is not fair.
- Shut the fuck up Mitch you are louder than you are sad.
- I haven't got $ from parents in years.
- Kate - I haven't had parents in years.
- Art War Bladdercat vs. MrSuitman
- Left 4 Dead 2 is a piece of shit.
- Kate you like 2 Bowling for Soups songs that is 4 times too many.
- VVVVVV The first 3 V's are silent. And the last 3 VVV's are silent.
- Mitch you're doing it wrong.
- Fuck that game. Catherine.
Drew
- I hate dubstep.
- Alex - You are all about the dubstep.
- I have 2 guy friends.
- Kate - Then have sex with them.
Kate
- I'm trying to schedule a fuck date.
- Alex - I finished my fuckdate.
- I got a PM. The penis was very impressive.
- My nipples are so sensitive when I'm showering and it hits the right place Holy shit.
- I stuck my penis in a 4 liter milk bottle.
- Alex - Didn't we talk about putting our penis into things" (Haven't we heard this before)
- (Mitch) How large is your girlfriends breasts?
- Mitch - c-cup
- My first dildo was enormous. I'm a bit of a size queen.
- It was literally 18 inches long. Black wide around. I had no lube the first time I got it.
- Used a roommates lotion. She said can I have it back. No you may not. Looked at the envelope package then looked back at her.
- It couldn't fit in the mailbox so we had to drive to the post office.
- Nasty shit story.
- Mitch you fucked up.
- Why can't I stick Wii games in the 360?
Mitch
- I'm not Jewish
- Alex and Kate - YES YOU ARE
- Kate did you fuck anyone before you became a monster?
- I want to talk about Knights of the Nightmare. (too long) all we know is title
- Kate - Just say it.