Minor Assault 17: Pokemon X and Y

Length: 1:44:30

Close Song - Pokemon

Notable Facts 34:40 RA sings the Pokémon theme

Content Covered: Pokémon old games Pokémon XY Favorite Generation? Least Favorite Generation? Favorite Pokémon? Worse Pokémon?

Notable Facts:

Funny Stories and Quotes:

Alex

Bullshit I couldn't believe Dad bought him all those Pokémon cards. (catfood dad)
There is no chivalry in Pokémon.
Pokémon France
I put a bee in my pee hole.
That Pokémon looks like if Mewtwo had sex with a Ditto and it wasn't done the right way.
- Mitch - Looks like the afterbirth of having sex with a Ditto.
I'm on my 5th badge.
- Rich - Me too, on my 2nd play through.
Keep your eye out on the Legend Of Zelda Pokarina.

Kate

We had no videogames in the house unless it was Sonic Genesis.
I stoled Pokémon cards from the rich. I was a Poke Robin Hood. I got caught.
- Mitch - If someone stoled my Pokémon cards I would hunt them down and kill them.
- Kate - That 9 year old douchebag was as big as a douchebag can be. Team Rocket stoled my Pokemans.
Jinx looks pretty tranny.
Mitch to answer your second question you cuntfuck.
I can make my Pokémon fuck?
- Josh - And I can make them watch?

Mitch

If you had a link cable, all the girls wanted to blow you.
- Alex - You and I have different experiences. You were little and couldn't get erections. I bought it so I could trade with myself.
- Kate - So if you got blowjobs for link cables, did you get anal with the Gameshark?
- Mitch - Yeah they called it jump the shark.
Smash Bros is not a fighting game.
If I put Pokémon in the bank will I get interest?

Josh

Rich

Cigarettes aren't a drug.
I play competitively. You know what, I have a IV calculator!
- Alex - You can name a Pokémon Cigarette.
When you hear Mitch speak you know you're gonna get the suicide talk.
My pedometer is off the charts. We think you'll be buttfucked in prison.
- Mitch - With the power of the 3DS!

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