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Length: 3:05:53
Guests: Dylan Tierney Phazon117
Intro:
Closing Song: Instrumentals Cowboyish with trumpet
Content Covered
- FTG now
- Pokemon
- Goddamn spiders and fucked up insects
- Nintendo getting the praise they deserve in 2014.
Notable Facts
- Alex goes Linkin Park Imma bout to break. Did this crime more than Mitch. for this specific reference
- Alex and Kate actually had some cry tears for ending of Super Mario Galaxy.
Funny Stories and Quotes
Alex
- What a faggot.
- Matt - What's a fagment?
- I'm Drew Arbogast.
- Kate - I'm Tony Johnson.
- Dylan - I'm Front Towards Gamer.
- Kate saying you don't like outside things going inside you is the best thing ever.
- Kate - Inside the house not my butt.
- Alex - I live in a butthouse.
- I killed a spider. A spider sac of hundreds scattered. I spent hours spraying Lysol in the room.
- Insects more scared of you than you are which isn't comforting advice.
- Matt - You know what's more scared of you? Bears, Black People
- Kate - Muslims.
- What's more dangerous than a snake? A baby venomous snake. You're covered in venom and shit, and it never comes off like black people.
- There is the McCaw and then there is the Hitler Bird.
- Get the shotgun we'll kill the mosquito.
- Dylan - We're eating mosquito.
- Everybody for episode 200 record your shits.
- Girls will have a dream of you cheating on them and be mad in real life and want you to apologize. I had that dream, where I had a a dream family vacation to pet Yetis. Mela got on a train and went the wrong way. It was July around Christmas, and it's Halloween. There was dead bodies everywhere. When I woke up I stared at Mela and said "What the fuck did you do?"
- Matt - The guy version of the dream.
- Kate I thought you were an asshole that wanted me to do extra work.
- Matt - Kate you made up GamerGate. Are you also Brianna Wu?
- Kate - I wish I was so I can get $200,000 from my parents to make a shitty game.
- There are so many reasons why you shouldn't be on this show.
- They all want Shovel Knight Smash DLC.
- People love Skate 3 but not for original purposes.
Kate
- If you don't kill a spider and miss, you don't know where it is, and it's trying to kill you.
- A bee is scared, a wasp wants to kill you.
- I paralyzed a snake.
- Matt - I thought it was cause of your dumb retard grip.
- I hate cows but they are delicious.
- I jerk off into a condom when I was 12. I felt something squishy when I rolled over in bed. It was a giant pine beetle.
- Clowns are derogatory to themselves.
- I picture you living sad and alone
- Matt - Me too. She pays no rent.
- Alex - Now I know why she loves you. Wait I still don't.
- I use to steal promtional Pokemon Cards.
- I fell from 500 to 360 followers on twitter. (GamerGate)
- We celebrate real Thanksgiving unlike America.
- I have a Facebook friend since 2011. No idea where they come from.
- I did the Wikiparaz Brown fiction on TalkRadar
- Matt - It was you?
- Where's Mitch when you need him?
- Alex - Dead
- Kate - Good.
- Our new kickstarter we draw blood from Matt.
- Matt - Everytime we curse you donate semen.
- Dylan - Where does it go?
- Matt - Directly in my mouth.
- Alex - Magneto of cum.
- Matt - COOL. I can fly off it.
- I didn't die I left. You're pulling a Tony of there can only be 1 thing and everything is a rip off.
- Matt - If that was the case there would be 1 asshole and here we are.
- All AAA games glitched up except Nintendo. For once this year Nintendo deserves it.
- Gamefaqs or Neogaf with so much faggotry will try to fit Hyrule Warriors in the timeline.
- Matt has good ideas sometimes.
- Alex - Speaking of shitfuck face dick throat have you played Super Mario Crossover?
- Jim Sterling looks like he has DOWN syndrome.
- Matt - He's English they all have down syndrome.
- Kate - He looks like a potato that has prbolems
- Matt - He has Dunkin Donuts Syndrome.
- Kate - His mouth formed upside down.
- Mr. Schaefer! WASTING 3 MILLION DOLLARS! You shouldn't have a bank account.
- Matt - May we end the show?
- Alex - Yes end our lives. Fuck you Kate you will not listen to it.
Matt
- Episode 151 like how many Pokemon there was.
- Whoever I was yelling at, A I don't remember. B If I did, I don't remember their name anyway.
- Our bodies are our temples.
- As a little kid I watched Arachnophobia. I sang the itsy bitsy spider and a spider landed on me. Another time I was in a little kid house and there was spiders all over me.
- Another scary one is cave crickets or camel crickets. They look like hornets the size of a thumb.
- Birds are mad because they use to be mighty dinosaurs.
- Alex - Birds are always assholes. (catfood)
- I'm proud that my Wham Christmas facebook page got over 150 likes.
- Alex - Fuck you!
- Getting fucked in the ass on stage by Alex (catfood)
- The first time I went to college I know. What's funny?
- Alex - The idea you went to college.
- I saw Super Size Me and wondered if I ate corn for 1 month. Would I shit out a cob? I didn't want to die.
- Alex - Eat your corn faggot.
- (catfood callback) Every painting you look at is the Mona Lisa.
- Christina fucks me in the ass and tells me to have fun with it.
- I had a dream last night she had a penis and I couldn't be any happier.
- Dylan - Guess it rubbed off on you.
- I had a dream about catfood.
- Kate - And Christopher Lloyd.
- Breaking news I got a like on Wham who isn't a friend of the show.
- Jayson, Christina was like who the fuck is this guy?
- Phazon? Wait your Phazon?
- I was talking to her and I thought I was talking to you. I said suck my dick, she rolled with it.
- I had a crush on Elston.
- I thought all you people were inclusive.
- They had a Nintendo Direct with what's his face? Bingo?
- I never liked F-Zero anyway.
Dylan
- I opened a bag of salad and there was 3 dead moths.
- My cereals are segregated to this day.
- Playing Super Mario Galaxy and being 13.
- Matt - Or you could be 25.