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RA 110

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Length: 1:51:49

Hosts: Alex Kate Mitch

Guests:


Content Covered

  • RIP JewWario
  • Flappy Bird
  • Foreign Language Seasame Streets
  • What are your state or province flowers, birds, and trees?

Notable Facts:

  • Alex hates Kevin Smith but no fuckem were used.
  • callback of Ted is close to were Alex lives
  • Callback will you have sex with me KAte?
  • callback mitch hates indian people
  • callback head lost at six flags

Funny Stories and Quotes

Alex 

  • 110 episodes ago no show, and now 110 episode later.
  • They should have called OUYA 2 2YA.
  • Play any game on OUYA? Just turn off the TV.
  • Maxi-B Don't diss the dreamcast.
  • Kevin Smith's next project has the Krampus? What the fuck?
    • Mitch "We invented the Krampus."
    • Mitch "Alex is rolling in his grave."
  • Remember when Willy drove his car into the room?
  • The 1 room in Skyscraper mansion keeps spinning
    • Kate "Yes he drove through the underground."
  • What if Mitch was a teacher? Today we will learn about Gurrann Lagan in a 1 room schoolhouse.
    • Kate "The Dunce cap doubles as a poop bucket."
  • (Mrs Mitch) 
  • Flappy Bird. You only need to see 3 seconds. You are the worse instance and you will be the worst mobile game.
  • Don't make fun of Smash Brothers its an isometric horror game.
  • Sesame Street takes place in New York you fuck.
  • You want to see how Matt, Matt gets?!
  • Why is the rapiest place on earth in Pennsylvania? I'm amazed you didn't defend it.
  • RAge? RA Pun
  •  You are not allowed to be a movie director after you killed kids. Or then it's ok for him to kill kids.
  • We went to mounring a guy to joking about kids dying.
    • Kate "We will read this on RA Wiki 2 years from now and regret what we said.
    • Alex "We fucking suck okay."
    • Kate "We are the worse people in the world."
  • The whole premise of the show is that its recorded.
  • You may want to check out less offensive episodes.

Kate

  • The internet is talking about the Xbox One and PS4 have no games, have you tried the OUYA?
  • Do you have a moment to have the OUYA in your life?
  • Mitch you can write for Family Guy with your material.
  • I wanted to fuck Matt but then I saw his crab leg penis.
    • Alex "No you said you didn't want to fuck me because I'm short."
  • Why would you look at images? No one gives a shit of images of Canada.
  • Africa has an AIDS muppet. America is the only country weak not to purged the handicap muppets.
  • Edumnicational system in America is bad.
  • You say it in a Mitch accent and you're always wrong.
  • Why don't you love me?
    • Alex "You never say anything of worth."
  • I feel good.... About being correct.
  • I looked on the Wiki about the kid who lost his head at Six Flags Roller coaster. (RA4)
  • I'm not that much of a bitch most of the time.

Mitch

  • If 110 episodes equals 110 dollars we could have bought an OUYA counting tax.
    • Kate "And regret all 110 episodes"
  • That's 2009 me.
    • Alex "Wow you changed.
  • I will fuck your ass.
    • Kate "No you won't. It's only out of pity."
  • You wanted to have sex with me for years.
    • Alex "Because of pity."
  • You're a fucking lazy canuck.
  • My nose is so big you can call me
    • Kate "JEWISH!"
  • Phillip Seymour Hoffman more like Phillip Seymour Butts.
    • Alex Phillpis Seymour Hoffman, more like Phillips CD-i.

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